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Dude Guyz Rad is a skate-punk duo consisting of two angelic and noble young men.
Former Members:
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| Kirby Cox |
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| Abbadon Leviathan |
Their Story:
The former three
members of Dude Guyz Rad are all currently deceased. These positive, creative, and skate-punk oriented
minds were lost in a freak sky diving accident.
It was the 82 days
since the release of "DGR" so Whoopie decided to take the band sky
diving. They were all excited and happy for each other and the world. They rejoiced
and shouted things like, “Right on!” and “Wow so stoked!” at random times as
the plane climbed into the thinning air. At the top of the course, the
instructor, who was George Michael’s lover, said it was time to go-go. Everyone
jumped simultaneously and held hands to form a spinning, human four-pointed
star. They all released their parachutes and landed safely. They decided to go
again because of a limited time buy one get one half-price offer. They served
complimentary apples with the offer. Granny smith, fuji, red delicious, mackintosh,
anything. On the plane ride up Abbadon choked on an apple, causing Whoopie
to jump out of the plane without a parachute, because she was terrified of
choking victims. She landed unharmed, having fallen only four feet, until she
slipped face first into a pile of hard candy and began to choke. Her eyelids opened
with the speed of a 100 Billion MPH triple kickflip orbiting VY Canis Majoris
and she panicked. The emotional strain of falling victim her biggest fear
proved to be too strenuous for the skate punker. With the determination
of instinct, she began to sprint head first into the hangar. Whoopie collapsed
after two strides and choked to death. Drew's eyewitness accounts of the
tragedies haunted him immediately, so he sought out comfort in twizzlers filled.
Again. Kirby, however, did not see either of his band mates die. During the
commotion he decided to stop breathing. He died in three minutes.
Drew now focuses on other Rat Salad Records bands such as
Trash Face. Yet, he occasionally reminisces about Dude Guyz Rad listening to
many unfinished songs and sobbing incessantly.
