September 3, 2013

Day 2 of the Pharaohs Cape Tour

The events of the night could not have been any better for the final day of the tour. 
What brought home the gold was the hysterical fan that tried to befriend the band almost immediately. 
Unfortunately, he came off too strong, again, and the band rejected his love. 
Drama broke free from this Italian restraunt owner's hairy chest as he called 911 for his broken heart. The police arrived shortly after they realized he did not require medical attention. They stayed and listened to Pharaohs Cape play instead of dealing with the distraught, irate ponytailed man. 

Even though nothing can mend his pain, Rat Salad awards him first place, for fan enthusiasm. 
He is the first man to ever win our Trophy Tuesday competition. He is breaking racial boundaries as well because of his Italian heritage. With his ponytail and Obey shirt as his weapon, he demolishes the wall between straight trophy winners and gay trophy winners. Congratulations!

This has been Day 2