Many of my co-workers are unresponsive. They fail to execute commands and progress has been slowed. Worst of all, Ctrl+Alt+Delete does not do anything to solve the problem. I can fix it, but I have cheese and the bubonic plague on my mind. No one has discovered that I am a rat, yet.
Boehner has his suspicions but he does not have a shred of solid evidence.
To distract him I'll give away more awards.
The Trophy Tuesday goes to...
Sifl and Olly for best sock for the best drama-romantic-talkshow-televison cinema in America.