Trash Face flew to the top of the charts with the release of "Super Saiyan", as expected.
Our success is out of this world.
Speaking of the heavens, November is the month of The Nicolas Cage. His best movies need to be viewed during this sacred amount of time based off arbitrary measurements of the sun and later set to account for a certain number of vibrations, in a near-incomprehensibly tiny block of matter, with the atomic clock.Blessed is he who follows His wise commands and seeks his direction.
On a more serious note, the United States economy is forcing aggressive competition on companies even at our size. When you have a monopoly like us, you have to continue fighting off punks who think they have a shot at taking the champion's belt away from you. Right now, we have to smother this infant "nontraditional store" with The Pillow of Animosity. These unprofessional slackers think they can muscle their way into fortune, without having the muscles to achieve it. They try to sully the great name of The Company with their weak business etiquette, awkward adolescent promotion video, and blatant disregard for the real company. To make things worse, they also are based in New York, which means they will take our customers away from us through brainwashing them to believe we do not exist. We exist. We have our store. It is them who will not have theirs anymore. Visit us at 1407 Graymalkin Lane, Salem Center, you know in the town of North Salem, it's in the very northeast corner of Westchester County, New York. When you walk in, say to someone behind the counter the words, "I have flammable materials" and we will take you behind the scenes to discuss how to ruin these jabronis.
