Scientists have discovered that only eating salads and rats is extremely beneficial. This diet will transform anyone carrying a few extra hundred pounds into a mid-to-late-thirties violently angry Samoan male. World leaders across the world in countries around the globe today at this time presently are agreeing to enforce this diet on citizens. Once the entire population is a screaming Samoan male, the world's problems will gradually disappear. The new diet will solve world hunger and the increase in violence will keep the population declining rapidly. Before long, humans will become extinct, leaving the earth to naturally repair itself from the damage dealt by pollution.
Save the earth. Eat Rat Salad.
